Role-play Aficionado Mugs

'I know, let's try role reversal. I'll drone on and on about my miserable life and we'll see how you like it.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Let's play celebrity doctors and nurses.'

'oooo. . . I love it when you role play the ex-wife. . . Mmm. . . kinky. Will it be long, drawn-out and expensive.'

Dress for the level to which you aspire.

At the Xmas transvestite Nativity fancy dress Bob decided to eat, drink and be Mary!

'She found him through an ad in one of those kinky papers.'

"I'm your doctor. Take these pills."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Fancy Dress Box

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."