Role-play Addict Pillows

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."