Roleplay Aficionado Pillows

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Fancy Dress Box

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'...Just like Daddy!'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Let's try a little role play."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."