Role-playing Enthusiast Pillows

'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'All those in favour of acting out and role stereotyping follow me!'

"Let's pretend I need rescuing."

"That's not what I meant when I said role play!"

"Role-play sometimes helps...suppose you be a doormat and i wipe my feet on you?"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Honey we don't have time for a quick role-play. The Figbees will be here any minute."

'If we're playing mothers and fathers, don't just sit there, my dollshouse needs painting!'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Jewish mother in training.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'I'm getting sick of your cavalier attitude, Frank.'

"When I want your second opinion, I'll ask for it!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Fancy Dress Box

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'