Role-playing Enthusiast Gifts

'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'All those in favour of acting out and role stereotyping follow me!'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Let's pretend I need rescuing."

"That's not what I meant when I said role play!"

"Role-play sometimes helps...suppose you be a doormat and i wipe my feet on you?"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Honey we don't have time for a quick role-play. The Figbees will be here any minute."

'If we're playing mothers and fathers, don't just sit there, my dollshouse needs painting!'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Jewish mother in training.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'I'm getting sick of your cavalier attitude, Frank.'

"When I want your second opinion, I'll ask for it!"

Let's do a little role-playing, Al. You play the crazy guy who's rambling on and on about nothing, and I'll play the psychiatrist who's taking a nap.

One of your role-playing teddy bears is missing his head, doctor. I have a role-playing dog at home.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"They're class action figures."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"