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"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

They're playing Presidential Morocade again.

"This is Sharon Stone, naked."

"Look, I can do a nurse or a teacher. But I don't know anything about White House interns."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Let's try a little role play."

"They're class action figures."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

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"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."