Roleplay Aficionados Prints

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"They're class action figures."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

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"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'