Role-play Fans Prints

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"How was the play!"

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

Kday & Knight Chemist

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Let's try a little role play."

"I'm a bird dog."