Role-play Fans Prints

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"How was the play!"

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Fancy Dress Box

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

Kday & Knight Chemist

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Let's try a little role play."

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"Wanna play doctor?"

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."