Roleplaying Fan Prints

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"They're class action figures."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Fancy Dress Box

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'