Roleplaying Fan Prints

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Hunding

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."