Role-play Aficionados Prints

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

Who are your stupid role-playing bears supposed to be today, doctor? Me and my father? Relax, Al. I'm cutting you a break. They're supposed to be Abbott and Costello!

"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Wanna play doctor?"