Roleplay Aficionados Mugs

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

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"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'