Animal Role Aficionado Pillows

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

"What's all this?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Jungle Games

Drama Llama

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog Training.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Lassie gets confused on set.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Serves you right for licking it!"

'...Just like Daddy!'

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

Lemming meringue pie.

"Wanna play doctor?"