Unexpected Role Enthusiast Pillows

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Cat walking dog.

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'...Just like Daddy!'

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

Fish Lifeguard

Zoo Employees

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"The clerk will call the roll."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

"Why am I always the bad guy?"