Anonymous Role Enthusiast Pillows

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Joan Hickson

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Melanie Griffith

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Morgan Freeman

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'...Just like Daddy!'