Anonymous Role Enthusiast Pillows

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Joan Hickson

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'...Just like Daddy!'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Let's try a little role play."