Role Model Enthusiast Pillows

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

'...Just like Daddy!'

"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."

"Don't you think Gaby's getting a little obsessed with you?"

"I appreciate imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Miss Simms, but to be quite honest, you're starting to scare me."

You deserve a magnificent mentor award.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Statue of Female Executive

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'Except...That.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Hall of Fame

"Wanna play doctor?"