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"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

'...Just like Daddy!'

"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."

"Don't you think Gaby's getting a little obsessed with you?"

"I appreciate imitation is the sincerest form of flattery Miss Simms, but to be quite honest, you're starting to scare me."

You deserve a magnificent mentor award.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Statue of Female Executive

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'Except...That.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Hall of Fame

"Wanna play doctor?"

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"