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'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Statue of Female Executive

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Daniel Day Lewis

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Sir John Gielgud.

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'She'll be back!!!'

Julianne Moore,

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Noel Coward

Alan Carr

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'...Just like Daddy!'