Role Model Pillows

'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Statue of Female Executive

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Except...That.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'...Just like Daddy!'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

Hall of Fame

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

"You cast a heavy shadow on your son."

You deserve a magnificent mentor award.

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."