Role-call Aficionado Pillows

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'...Just like Daddy!'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Fish Lifeguard

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Wanna play doctor?"

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Let's try a little role play."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'