Role-call Aficionado Gifts

"The clerk will call the roll."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

"Let's try a little role play."

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Wanna play doctor?"

Fish Lifeguard

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"