Role-play Devotee Gifts

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

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'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

"The clerk will call the roll."

"Let's try a little role play."

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Wanna play doctor?"

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"