Roll Call Enthusiast Pillows

Early Morning Roll Call.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

...the onion rings

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'