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Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"They're class action figures."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

...the onion rings

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'