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"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

Bonita gets a Cattle Call

'I'm lucky that kid called!'

'I am not lying! This is a real live person speaking!'

"Dang, I hate that! Someone called me by mistake!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'The King of what?'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Photobooth Photobomb

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Newest items from the cooler image

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"Happy birthday!"

Up your end.

Revenge of the Mice

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"