Roll Call Rebel T-Shirts

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Joe Henry

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Let's rock!'

Kurt Cobain

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"Security is lax on this side."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Classic vs Rock

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Cluster Catastrophe

Rules and procedure