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Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

100k Desert Crawl

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Lou Reed

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Nick Cave.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"I heard they got back together."

Ronnie Wood

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.