Rolling Rebel T-Shirts

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Joe Henry

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

100k Desert Crawl

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Let's rock!'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Kurt Cobain

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Security is lax on this side."

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane