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'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"I'd hang up on your right now if I didn't have such an unbelievable rate."

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"You've caught me in the middle of something... can I call you back."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Tom Cruise

Early Morning Roll Call.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Waiting Room For Godot.

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

...the onion rings

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"