Answering Call Aficionado Pillows

"Will this call be recorded? Maybe. And then again, maybe not. But you'll never know! Mwahahahahaha!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'The King of what?'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Job Interview

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'You have an online degree from the college of hard knocks'

'You'll be hearing from us! Hello?'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'