Answering Call Aficionado Gifts

"Will this call be recorded? Maybe. And then again, maybe not. But you'll never know! Mwahahahahaha!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'The King of what?'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Quentin Tarantino

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Job Interview

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'You have an online degree from the college of hard knocks'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'You'll be hearing from us! Hello?'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'