Answering Machine Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for the answering machine enthusiast? Our collection features witty and nostalgic products perfect for those who cherish vintage answering machines. From fun mugs to quirky t-shirts, find a thoughtful way to honor their passion for retro tech that still sparks joy today. Ideal for collectors, tech lovers, or anyone with a soft spot for old-school answering machines, these items blend humor and nostalgia seamlessly.

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'... to leave a message, press 4... to speak to a live person, come to 414 Main Street, Room 1310 between 9 and 4... thank you.'

'... to leave a message, press 4... to speak to a live person, come to 414 Main Street, Room 1310 between 9 and 4... thank you.' mockup

'... to leave a message, press 4... to speak to a live person, come to 414 Main Street, Room 1310 between 9 and 4... thank you.'

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Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!' mockup

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

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'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.'

'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.' mockup

'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.'

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On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls.

On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls. mockup

On Stephen Harper's answering machine..Michaelle calls.

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"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it" mockup

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

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"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor." mockup

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

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'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.' mockup

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

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Crane fishing

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"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born." mockup

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

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"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it." mockup

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

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Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine mockup

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

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"On your mark! Get set!"

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Children's questions

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'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!' mockup

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

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"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable." mockup

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

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"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?" mockup

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

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Man checks the gears in his chest. mockup

Man checks the gears in his chest.

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Bagging the Chipmunk

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"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you." mockup

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

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That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.' mockup

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

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Combined Harvester

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A cheese grader

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Kids hiding plug to giant machine. mockup

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

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"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine." mockup

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

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Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks. mockup

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

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Lighting a Pipe

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'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches. mockup

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

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"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?" mockup

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

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Cat flap for a truck.

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Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!' mockup

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

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"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?" mockup

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

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'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.' mockup

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

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Far out Man! A pot machine!

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Answering Machine Aficionado Gifts Collection

Answering Machine Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of answering machine-themed mugs—perfect for any fan who loves a good vintage tech laugh.

Answering Machine Aficionado Pillows

Bring a playful touch to their decor with pillows celebrating the answering machine obsession, all about retro charm and comfort.

Answering Machine Aficionado Prints

Decorate their space with prints that showcase the quirky side of answering machine aficionados—nostalgic, humorous, and charming.

Answering Machine Aficionado T-Shirts

Check out our answering machine-inspired t-shirts, crafted for those who cherish retro tech with a humorous edge.