Machine Enthusiast Gifts

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

Tortilla factory.

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'If machine fails to operate...'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Did the earth move for you too?"

Man smiles at a machine that has a low camera sign: Your Weight And Naughty Picture.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I know I'm not supposed to say this but they all look the same to me."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Lighting a Pipe

Bagging the Chipmunk

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"Never marry an engineer."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Moses and the bridge.

Biker At Museum

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."