Answering Machine Admirer Gifts

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

Robot Office Tasks

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."