Monotone Machine Admirer Gifts

Brown only photocopier sales.

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Employee of the Month

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Daily Routine

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

'That must be my computer date.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."