Monochrome Admirer Gifts

Artist painting

Black and white painting.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bad hair day!

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Night of the Zombonies.

bird interprets modern art

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Downton Abbey Road"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You used to be a lot more fun."