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Artist painting

Black and white painting.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bad hair day!

Night of the Zombonies.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

bird interprets modern art

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Downton Abbey Road"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Curling your hair for no reason

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"It was her mothers"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Blue Dress

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'My - You've matured, my dear.'