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'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Pray for me.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Thug life on safari.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"And how would you like your steak?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

History of Cartooning.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The bridge of arts.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Mammoth Posing

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."