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'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Pray for me.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Thug life on safari.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The bridge of arts.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Mammoth Posing

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"