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'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Meet the authors

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

'Stay tuned for, Are You Smarter Than a Monkey?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'For best results, squeeze from bottom, and flatten as you go.'

'Tarzan'

"Well, I'm sorry if you misheard me, dad, but he's not a monk -- he's a monkey. an he's anything but celibate."

'Let's face it. Our job is so easy, a monkey could do it.' The Arrival of a Monkey: 'My only problem with it is he doesn't have to adhere to the dress code.'

"It says 'do not feed the monkeys'- but ten pound notes are ok."

That November afternoon, in his shabby Koenigsberg hotel, Professor Muckenspocker stumbled on the missing link.

The saying is actually a fool and his money are soon parted, but don't worry, I don't intend to let either of those things happen!

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Baby howler monkey delivery.

'Any banana flavored beers?'

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

Walking monkey.

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Very sorry

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"You're telling me that's the result of natural selection?"

Chatterbox Monkey

'I'm looking for a banana republic.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Would you agree that if you were to see a crime, you'd be more likely to do a crime?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."