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"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Yakety-Yak

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"