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"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Influence this."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'