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'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

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Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Influence this."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.