Donkey Admirer T-Shirts

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Happy Easter

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Happy Hour

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

TSA Noah

"He's gone goth"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Bears

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'