Donkey Admirer T-Shirts

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Happy Easter

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Bears