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Tommy Lee Jones rides a donkey and an elephant

Two costermongers

"That's old Zeke. But that's old Zeke's little donkey with him."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Catasaurus

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Dolphin

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Stubborn Horses

Dino Snack

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'