Donkey Lover Gifts

Tommy Lee Jones rides a donkey and an elephant

Two costermongers

"That's old Zeke. But that's old Zeke's little donkey with him."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Catasaurus

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dolphin

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Stubborn Horses

The Music Critic.

"Oooh... bacon!"