Donkey Fan Gifts

Drunks in Bath

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."