Donkey Fan Gifts

Drunks in Bath

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

mr godzilla you need anger management

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'