Monkey Fan Gifts

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Banana bread? This is the greatest thing since sliced bananas!

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Next in Lion

"That's our new church mascot."

Zombie pet tricks.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'This is a real barnburner.'