Mockingbird Fan Gifts

Other lost Mockingbird 'Sequels'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

So you're a mocking bird...

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Wolf Karaoke

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

The hummingbird's hum.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.