Mockingbird Fan Pillows

Other lost Mockingbird 'Sequels'

Restaurant: To Fill A Mockingbird

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Wolf Karaoke

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

The hummingbird's hum.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Charlotte's web-cam'