Mockumentary Fan Pillows

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

"Staff support"

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Cheesie Rider

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"But what's my motivation?"

"Destroyers"

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Van Gogh.

Memorable Jam Sessions: the night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn."