Mock Trial Fan Pillows

"Wait! I know the answer!"

Murder trials at the criminal court shown as a theatrical show

Schrödinger and his cat

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Control and Out of Control Group

The Sheepdog Trials

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"Oh, nothing much. Just experimenting with some rabbits."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

Mice-Maze Lab. Hey, no using Mapquest!

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'Should I make a note of the fact that the witness has grown a Pinocchio nose, your honor?'

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

March of the Ducklings

Virtual reality platform.

Train ride simulator.

'The first ears you made were insufficiently pink and fuzzy, so their destruction in the bathtub was actually for the best!'

"Something tells me he won't show up in traffic court."

Faking obedience